When I have a kid I’m getting him/her a tortoise now. Then my child can grow up like this one, (Who probably ends up sort of anti social. :P ) That’s ok with me, I want to get myself a Monitor Lizard then I will be like, “Is that your dog? HA MY LIZARD COULD EAT THAT THING! BRUTUS COME HERE BOY!”
I might name a hairless cat Brutus instead of the lizard.
